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Never Taking Out The Trash
Look, until it falls over, it’s not my problem. If you’re the one that makes it fall, you’re the one that has to take it out. Those are the rules of marriage.
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Texts Before and After Marriage
We’re not saying married couples still don’t get frisky. I mean, the number of minivans and children running around are testament to that. But, there’s something that’s lost after you get married that gets replaced with the comfort of always having someone there to check out that thing on your butt.
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Did you? Did you really?
Okay, maybe we husbands tell little white lies every once in a while. But come on, a Honey Do list? That’s insanity.
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The Nail – Marriage Video
This video will go down as one of the greatest things ever made. It perfectly captures the argument that married couples have been having for centuries and gives it a hilarious spin. Enjoy the masterpiece put together by Jason Headley.
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You Can’t Use My Razor!
Yes, we know there are some double standards in marriage. But this one is particularly vexing. How come you can shave your legs with something that your husband uses on his face, but when we try and use your leg thing to shave our face, World War III breaks out?
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Never Ask Women About Their Naps
Two rules when talking to women: Never ask them if they’re pregnant. And never ask them about their naps. You don’t get to do that.
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10 Quotes to Remind You Why You Love Being Married!
If you’ve been following our website or our Facebook page, then you know we think marriage is awesome. However, we also think it’s an incredibly tough undertaking and requires a ton of work. And sometimes it’s tough to keep focused on the great things about marriage. So, we put together some of our favorite things that will keep you and your spouse smiling. First of all, the butt grab is the international sign for husbands to say, “I love you, hot stuff!” 2. Number two reminds us that men do tend to have the…
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7 Hilarious Things Only Married People Will Understand
Once you’re married you’re basically part of a secret society. Husbands can now look at other husbands and with one look share with them a secret message of, “I feel your pain, man.” And wives can look at another wife and with a look impart to them, “stay strong,sister. Remember we love them for a reason.” And even though marriages are all completely unique, they all share some very funny similarities. Thus, here are 7 things that you’ll understand immediately if you’re married. And if you like these, then make sure to follow us on Facebook and Instagram for more marriage goodness! …
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13 Dads On Twitter That Will Make You Laugh
Being a dad is one of the scariest things out there. You go from being a guy who has no responsibilities to all of a sudden having a group of people that rely on you for money, health, and life. I mean… it’s a massive leap for some of us. Luckily, it also provides us with some amazing moments that you wouldn’t trade for the world. And these dads have used Twitter to perfectly capture what it’s like to be a dad.
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Top 10 Marriage Meme Collection For The Weekend
You’ve worked all week to make it to the weekend. So make sure you start the weekend off right by laughing your butt off at some funny memes. These are our 10 favorite memes this week about marriage.
