Never Ask Women About Their Naps

Yes, we know there are some double standards in marriage. But this one is particularly vexing. How come you can shave your legs with something that your husband uses on his face, but when we try and use your leg thing to shave our face, World War III breaks out?

This marriage meme is all too familiar for all the guys out there. When you are at work or out with your friends and you suddenly realize that you forgot to put out the trash, feed the dog, etc. Then comes the text from the wife. She assures you she still loves you, but then…