Marriage Memes

Ah, the joys of trying to figure out where you’re going to eat every night. Sometimes, it really does feel like marriage is when two people continuously ask each other “where do you want to eat” until one of them dies.

This marriage meme is all too familiar for all the guys out there. When you are at work or out with your friends and you suddenly realize that you forgot to put out the trash, feed the dog, etc. Then comes the text from the wife. She assures you she still loves you, but then…

Growing up I thought I was going to end up like Belle. Turns out, I’m this lady.

I bet it was just the hardest time ever. Could you imagine if you had to do this more often than once in a blue moon?

You can’t say anything, so you have to let your eyes do the talking.

Look, until it falls over, it’s not my problem. If you’re the one that makes it fall,  you’re the one that has to take it out. Those are the rules of marriage.

We’re not saying married couples still don’t get frisky. I mean, the number of minivans and children running around are testament to that. But, there’s something that’s lost after you get married that gets replaced with the comfort of always having someone there to check out that thing on your butt.