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11 TYPES OF “MARRIED SEX” PARENTS HAVE
Sex is great. If you are married you will probably agree that sex has changed since you got married. If you have kids, you will probably agree that sex changed once again after the joyful arrival of your blessings. Here are 11 types of sex that people who are “married with children” have. 11 TYPES OF “MARRIED SEX” PEOPLE WITH CHILDREN HAVE “Shower” Sex: It’s not steamy, hot, sudsy, porn shower sex. It’s more like; “Hey, we have ten minutes and I don’t want to have to shower again today, so you do want to do it?” shower sex. You most likely end of smacking your head into the shower…
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69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
We don’t know much about computer hacking here at Cracked, because that stuff involves numbers, but we’ve come across a whole bunch of different crazy brain and body hacks over the years. The following pages will help you change reality for yourself and others, stop pain by coughing, and even make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex. Years of gathered wisdom are at your disposal. Read on: If You Avoid Thinking About the Future, You Get Better at Everything Consider the tenses past, present, and future. The difference between the sentences “Bob is at the store buying nachos” and “Bob will go to the store to buy nachos” has…
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30 Hilarious Husbands Who Make Sure Relationship Is Never Boring
It’s easy to get complacent in a relationship, which is why it’s important to spice things up every once in awhile. Some men take their significant others out for a spontaneous romantic dinner for example. Others come home with bouquets of flowers, not to say “i’m sorry” but simply to say “you rock.” And some men like to keep things interesting by leaving cardboard cutouts of clowns in the washing machine and pretending to cut their partner’s hair off when they’ve got their back turned. After all, nothing says “I love you” quite as much as a good old practical joke…right? Scroll down for more examples, compiled by Bored Panda, of…
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This Is What The Wedding Night Is Actually Like, According To Couples
For many newlyweds, the wedding night isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. The expectation is a glamorous evening full of endless champagne and awesome sex (hey, it’s possible!). The reality usually involves scarfing down some fast food and then passing out soon after. We asked HuffPost readers how they actually spent their first night as a married couple. See what they had to say below: 1. “I laid on the floor of the living room with my wife and two of my bridesmaids eating Taco Bell tortilla chips before finally going to bed, getting up to puke from having so much to drink at the reception, coming back to bed and…
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The 18 Best Stories of Groomsmen Behaving Horribly!
The idea of the best man or groomsman behaving like a jackass at a wedding is a total cliché, but one that is based in truth. A groomsman (a.k.a. not the best man) ruining his supposed best friend’s wedding is one of those awful traditions nobody wants but still happens, like smashing cake in the bride’s face, or an unwise post-reception hookup. Here are some great stories about the worst best men Reddit users have ever encountered. 1. OldAndSlow remembers a groomsmen who found the one time that isn’t good for pizza. One of the groomsmen had a pizza delivered during the ceremony. The pizza guy walked up the center…
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This Couple Recreated Romance Novel Covers And They’re AMAZING!
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Wednesday Marriage Meme Dump
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What Household Are You? Here’s The Real Difference Between Coke And Pepsi
Pretty much everyone has a preference between Coke and Pepsi, even though most people can’t tell the difference. So what is the difference? “Pepsi is sweeter than Coke, so right away it had a big advantage in a sip test. Pepsi is also characterized by a citrusy flavor burst, unlike the more raisiny-vanilla taste of Coke. But that burst tends to dissipate over the course of an entire can, and that is another reason Coke suffered by comparison. Pepsi, in short, is a drink built to shine in a sip test,” writes Malcolm Gladwell in Blink, explaining why Pepsi tends to win the Pepsi Challenge. Turning to nutritional content, Pepsi has slightly more…
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Taco Bell actually went ahead and married a hungry couple
Yeah, I’ll have a Crunchy Taco Supreme and one wedding please. Dan Ryckert and Bianca Monda were the first couple to get married at Taco Bell’s Las Vegas Cantina flagship restaurant and the first couple the fast food chain has married. The lucky couple was selected after sending in a 30-second video to enter the Love and Tacos Contest. In the video, they explained why they deserved to be wed surrounded by crunchy, spicy goodness, and expressed Dan’s adoration for the delicious chain. He has ordered every single item on their menu and Bianca even took him to one of their beachside locations for his 32nd birthday. Sounds like a…
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23 Awkward Engagement Pictures That Make Yours Look Like A Masterpiece
1. This snapshot of a couple who couldn’t be bothered to look behind them. badengagementphotos.tumblr.com 2. This couple who ate too many balloons. reddit.com 3. This woman who’s marrying a ghost. imgur.com 4. This living Photoshop disaster. thechobble.com 5. This trashy engagement. marianlibrarian.com 6. This attempt to kill grandma. alexissweetphotography.com 7. These aspiring softcore porn actors. pryf.livejournal.com 8. These future models for Knitting Monthly. kirotv.com 9. This exercise in minimal garden design. badengagementphotos.tumblr.com 10. CSI‘s biggest fans. awkwardfamilyphotos.com 11. This lesson that old trends die hard. reddit.com More on next page…
