Marriage Tweets
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18 Tweets That Hilariously Capture The Experience Of Married Sex
Some couples have sex almost every night. Others are perfectly content doing it every other month or even less frequently than that. Regardless of which category you fall into, the 18 spot-on tweets below will sound awfully familiar to married folks. 1 There comes a point in every marriage where one of you becomes the IT guy during sex: “Did you try jiggling it? MOVE I’LL DO IT MYSELF!” — Blinky McBlinksalot (@nagunnatelya) May 20, 2015 2 I’m best at sex when I’m a little ragey so for foreplay, we watch a few episodes of House Hunters. — Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 20, 2016 3 *has sex with bedroom…
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19 Tweets That Will Make Married People Say ‘Yep, Exactly’
No matter how you define marriage, there are certain universal experiences that will sound familiar to husbands and wives across the board. Below, 19 hilariously relatable tweets about married life. 1 Follow Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka me: honey you need to embrace your flaws wife: ok [hugs me] 4:27 PM – Aug 16, 2017 77 Replies 229229 Retweets 526526 likes 2 Follow Timmy™ @TheTimmyToes (car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? “Aww for ur wife?” *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes 9:28 PM – Mar 6, 2015 1616 Replies 2,8312,831 Retweets 5,0615,061 likes 3 Follow Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn *tosses bath towel on hotel floor* [text from wife at home]…
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These 10 Hilarious Tweets On Mother’s Day Are Perfect
Have you looked at your calendar? Have you had that panicked thought that you’ve already missed it? Never fear, Mother’s Day is still not here. It’s this Sunday. So get done what needs to get done, and laugh your butt off with these amazing tweets on Mother’s Day. More on next page…
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11 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage
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18 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage
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12 Husbands Who Nail Marriage Perfectly On Twitter
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17 Hilarious Tweets on Marriage
Once again we pull back the curtains on the art form that is the husband tweet. These 17 tweets are sure to have you holding your sides in laughter and wetting your pants with hilarious urine. Enjoy!
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9 Hilarious Tweets About Being A Wife
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21 Side Splitting Tweets Only Married People Will Get
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