The 18 Best Stories of Groomsmen Behaving Horribly!
14. henrijonesjr has catered lots of weddings, but this one was apparently the worst.
The best man who got up and started his speech, re-telling all the details of the buck’s night. The poor bride was hiding her head in her hands while the best man talks about the groom climbing on stage at a strip joint and eating a banana out of the stripper.
15. Yeah, well, this story from 4gbds proves that being a dumbass isn’t curable.
The bride had a best man instead of a maid of honor. During the best man’s speech he tells the story of how he met the bride in college, she cured him of his homosexuality, and took his virginity. He then starts to cry and professes his love for her. You’d think at this point somebody would run up there and punch him in the face, but the dude was in a wheelchair. I guess you can’t punch a dude in a wheelchair.
16. According to Chefbexter, “sorry” just doesn’t cut it.
I saw a groomsmen dancing all drunk and he accidentally punched a bridesmaid in the face and broke her nose. Then he followed her to the bathroom where she was crying and bleeding and tried to convince her she shouldn’t be mad at him because it was an accident.
17. PhishnChips’s wedding was ruined by those old standbys: golf carts and blood.
Our wedding and reception was at a golf course. While we were outside taking pictures one of the golfers drove their golf cart to the return then handed the keys to one of the groomsmen thinking he was some sort of fancy golf cart valet or something (he was in a tux). The groomsmen instantly put that key in his pocket. Fast forward to the drunkfest reception. My friends and I were all bartenders, servers, musicians, drunks, etc., people keep leaving then reappearing. They were all taking rides throughout the golf course. After a few hours of these shenanigans one of the groomsmen comes running in covered in blood. They had a bunch of people hanging on the golfkart and when they went to make a turn it flipped over. These idiots had cocktail glasses and when they crashed it sliced everyone up, very badly. EMS was called and there were emergency surgeries and the like.
18. At least StChas77 doesn’t have any horror stories about his groomsmen.
At my wedding, two of my groomsmen got lost on the way to the reception (a mile and a half away, mind you) and didn’t show up until there was about 45 minutes left.
