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5 AWFUL Marriage Proposal Stories

Darren, 33
“I proposed on a Nile River cruise in Cairo. We were both very ill from drinking local water that didn’t agree with us. Because of the heat, Hannah’s finger had swelled a bit and the ring wouldn’t go on. Then, when she put the ring in our suitcase on the way home (yeah, I know), our luggage was misplaced by the airline for a week. When we got home, her sister had thrown a surprise party for us. We were both still very ill, and only managed an hour-ish before having to go home to sleep. When our luggage finally turned up, the bottle of very dodgy Egyptian wine we had packed to bring home as a souvenir had cracked and soaked everything in the suitcase!”
Kelsey, 30
“After almost four years together, I had a feeling that our trip to New York held a proposal. On the second night, we had dinner in Brooklyn and then headed to a bar with some old arcade games. After a few drinks, Simon suggested that we head down to a bar that overlooked the East River, so we could see the Manhattan skyline all lit up.”When we got there, he wanted to go down to a park by the water to get a better view, but it turned out that it was less of a park, and more of a patch of grass occupied mostly by unsavory characters who appeared to be using and selling drugs. Top-notch romance, that is.

“We decided to walk along the water until we found a nice spot with a good view, except that the entire bank of the East River was a boarded-up construction site. We finally found a lovely promenade, but it was absolutely mobbed with people. Simon kept insisting that we find a quieter place to enjoy the view, and we finally found one.

“We soaked in the view of the gorgeous skyline, and Simon got a little weird, repeating, ‘So…so…so…’ over and over, until eventually he got down on one knee and asked me if I’d marry him. Through floods of tears, I checked that he wasn’t joking, and I said yes! He gave me a beautiful ring, but insisted that it was simply a placeholder and that we’d pick the ring together the next day.”

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