The 18 Best Stories of Groomsmen Behaving Horribly!
7. brewbaron had a best man who did not understand the importance of timing.
And 2 mins after I was married, my best man (who’d been to my school reunion the night before) mentioned that the hottest girl in high school had inquired whether I was single or not…
8. McSippy saw a best man who got all his best jokes from Wayne’s World.
Best man goes up, and says “Ok my speech is going to be interactive, every time I pause I need you to say ‘That’s what she said'” He then proceeded to make the most awkward speech of all time. People stopped participating after the first one. Best part was the bride got up and stopped him by yelling at him. He left like 15 minutes after that.
9. mushperv’s story is a solid argument for getting married at the Justice of the Peace.
The best man got in three fights/arguments before the reception was over. First, before the wedding started, he got into an argument and shoving match with his father. Second, at the reception, he started yelling at the bride, calling her a “bitch” and a “whore.” Then about ten minutes later, the groom found out about what was said to the bride and attacked him, sucker punching him and starting a real brewhaha.
10. JaimeLannister10’s story is a solid argument for avoiding the Justice of the Peace.
Best man (20-something) was making out with the Justice of the Peace (she was at least in her 50s, maybe 60s). This was bad enough as is, but the fun really began when the justice’s husband came into the reception hall and got a little ticked off. Shoes were thrown and the best man was chased away by the old man.
Father-in-law was in the wedding, so he was standing with the groomsmen. He’s a big jokester, so when we saw him walking backwards really fast we figured it was some joke. Then he fell and smashed his head. Oh shit he’s passed out. Had to call an ambulance and everything. Turns out he locked his knees, that in combination with the August heat made him pass out.
Best Man speech starts off boilerplate, talking about the groom being swell. A minute in it leaves the rails and goes into a 15 minute explanation of best man’s alcoholism. Took a two minute break to cry, then back at it. Eventually makes it back to how the groom was a good friend in spite of this.
13. Thanks to mostlylurking1 we now all know what a “jumbone” is.Top of Form
Best man is a recovering alcoholic starts drinking after years of being sober, about 10 min into reception. a small group of friends and me are having a drink with him when he tells his wife to get her jumbone. She proceeds to pull out his dick, bite it sideways like a dog with a bone, and makes puppy noises.
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