6 Quiet Sex Positions That Won’t Wake The Kids

Try The Side

Also known as the king of lazy Sunday sex positions (you remember lazy Sundays don’t you?), spooning is ideal for sex on the quieter side. Have your partner lay on their side while you snuggle up behind them. In this position, you can enter your partner easily, without much thrusting involved. By nature, the position allows for a very slow pace, which always helps keep the noise down.

About Face

The inverse of the spooning position. You’re both still on your sides, but this time, you’re facing each other. “Face-to-face positions let you occupy your mouths with kissing, which may stifle the tendency to shout out,” says Queen. “It’s also very sexy and intimate.”

Silent Squat

Position yourself against the headboard with your legs outstretched. Then, have your partner lower him or herself into your lap, keeping their feet flat against the mattress. They’ll control the pacing by bobbing up and down on you. Less thrusting = less noise.

The 69

Because this position doesn’t revolve around penetration, you don’t have to worry about all the noise a thrust can carry. But experts agree that the carnal configuration belongs in every couple’s repertoire. Plus, it’s going to keep your mouths occupied, leaving little room for noise to escape. The carnal configuration is beneficial to both parties and can be done with you on the bottom, top, or side-to-side positions.

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