30 Priceless One-Liners About Marriage

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

I typed “married” but it was auto-corrected to “martyred”. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence.

Marriage is full of surprises but it’s mostly just asking each other “do you have to do that right now?”

You should argue with your wfe only when she’s not around.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’

If you can’t say something nice, say it to your husband… he’s not listening anyway.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”