19 Tweets That Will Make Married People Say ‘Yep, Exactly’
Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: Me.
Wife: Yup. Definitely a dream.
ME: Do you believe in ghosts?
WIFE: Yes.
ME: A ghost just spent $600 on a new home surround sound system.
You know it’s love when your husband checks the conditions of the port-a-pots for you before you go in.
Suds o’ BitchesI miss the days when my wife didn’t even know what a farmhouse sink was.
I asked my husband to put fresh towels in the guest bathroom, and he hung them tag side out, a suburban horror story.
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